Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.
Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve October 01, 2006
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Very black, very dark
"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"
by T19 April 21, 2009
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When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.
Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.
by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018
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A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.
by Duncan Hill August 01, 2006
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When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.
by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 02, 2006
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After having anal sex with your sister you pull out and then proceed to shit in her mouth. After that she proceeds to give you head until you bust in her mouth. You then make out and scoop all the shit out of her mouth with your tounge.
I tell you what Rufus, my sister gives a good "West Virginia Coal miner". Next time your sister gets real horny try it.. youll love it!
by Nick E October 08, 2007
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Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!
"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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