Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.
Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve October 01, 2006
"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"
by T19 April 21, 2009
by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018
A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.
by Duncan Hill August 01, 2006
by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 02, 2006
After having anal sex with your sister you pull out and then proceed to shit in her mouth. After that she proceeds to give you head until you bust in her mouth. You then make out and scoop all the shit out of her mouth with your tounge.
I tell you what Rufus, my sister gives a good "West Virginia Coal miner". Next time your sister gets real horny try it.. youll love it!
by Nick E October 08, 2007
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019