linguiny

when your legs or other body parts become weak or fragile.

As soon as i cracked that nigga his legs started lookin like linguiny.

by phibzy f baby November 16, 2007

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

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linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet

Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick

by Ocaris February 22, 2014

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Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.

Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."

by JP Arr March 5, 2013

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Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!

Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

by KROCK420 May 4, 2010

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