by kitty December 01, 2003
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My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is
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by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018
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When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair
Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
by Perkiiperkins July 31, 2013
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by tea stirrer June 09, 2018
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To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.
by Lucas McKenzie July 31, 2010
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A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.
Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008
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Raquel: I wonder why he was being so nice today in class
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time
by the man and the teacher February 25, 2009
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