When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017
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When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.
Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body
by Josaurus February 10, 2019
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