When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes
Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"
by DoughnutsAreNice January 28, 2016
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its a drunk woman trying to say "symbolism"
Her - "He uses a lot of Silly Jizz Em in his rap style"
Him - "Silly Jizz Em? You mean... symbolism?"
by WhatsDerp January 24, 2015
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When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.
I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
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1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz
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The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 05, 2017
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A form of expressing approval of a female's buttocks or bosom
Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.

Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*
by MrKappa March 06, 2019
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A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.
Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!
by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019
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