The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets
I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz
by zaksquatch July 21, 2011
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To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”
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it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back
her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz
by trashy ashley October 03, 2020
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The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
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The act of Jizzing while your a spirit. The jizz has the same properties as a spirit does.
Woot spirit jizzed on another Bitch!
by dickganker97 March 02, 2010
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Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.
It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.
by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018
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What you give your slam pig after a night of hogging.
Me and Pedro were out all night hogging and had to give these slam pigs all this slam jizz.
by slamhogging_slampig April 06, 2017
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