Urban Dictionary: The jizz

Something that is really cool

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Dj: Why do you sit at the kids table?
The Fro: So I can check out the MILFS that pick them up
Dj: That's The Jizz

by pvpimp310 May 31, 2009

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The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!

by AceSpaDes80 July 31, 2011

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Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

by Zayn400 July 10, 2008

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to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 09, 2004

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After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

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is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

She got jizz all over her : She has semen all over her.

by Rck February 19, 2007

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Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

by LordLamb October 19, 2018

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