The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 09, 2014
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When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.
-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"
by AJY December 31, 2011
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A Fat France fuck who loves to say Cuck, he gets Bullied from Bootleg Scarface and Clf 24/7
He Loves to do Jokes about Germany and Bretzel, and his Mother sounds Younger than himself
His Weight is like a Tiger Panzer mixed with the Titanic and Scarface Big Mansion
You are just a Fat Fuck Heavy Pootus
Yo mama is so fat, even Heavy Pootus had no Respect of her
by KingTheSon June 29, 2017
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the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.
No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 08, 2020
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Similar to a golden shower, but the one pissing drank a 4L before hand.
DudeBro 1: Hey man, how’d it go last night?
DudeBro 2: She wanted a Golden Shower, but I downed a couple 2L’s and gave her a Heavy Rain instead!
by Not Dr.Pepper February 21, 2020
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Heavy Relax is the definition of "Hard Chilling" but in a more easier/newbie understanding. The more V in Heavy and more X in Relax makes it's definition more deep feeling.
Yo bro, we gotta heavy relax mannnnn! It's just League of Legends, you don't need to stressed out about 9 years old trolling the game. Heavvvvvvvvvvvvvvy Relaxxxxxxxxxxx mate.
by HotdogJesus July 31, 2021
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Jamaican slang for a man who’s got a big package.
The thing with Jamaican men that every woman like, they say we have the heavy sack.
by EverybodyPanic August 04, 2020
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