by ericamichellexx March 07, 2009
Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
by sgrams04 December 02, 2014
by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009
masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey
Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010
Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009
A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.
by MikeandJohn January 30, 2011