When you cum inside of a woman's butthole and then you proceed to urinate while still fully erect. Make sure to look away in the immediate following of said act as to appear to be confused so that you may proceed to play the role of the victim in the situation. A few tears may help.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)