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The process of waking up and seeing the ass before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before

this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before
After showering thoroughly Tom recieved a phone call

" You coming to the pub?"

A whimpered reply came back

"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"
by Rooboy222 November 01, 2009
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