a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky
"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"
by markofthetiger November 28, 2015
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When the figure is in sussy milk
Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021
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When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.
"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"
by Aatif Ansari January 24, 2009
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Making 100,000,000 to 999,999,999
Me: Bro this guy makes Nine Figures but he does nothing good.
Mate: atleast i make more than you.
by TooManyFiguress September 04, 2020
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Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row
Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...
by Urbanboy92 May 22, 2011
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A tik tower who mainly posts ROBLOX and TF2.

They go by “She/They” pronouns and have a YouTube channel named: Obscured Pyro

Their name is Alex.
Alex drove by yesterday, being the Obscured Figure they are.”
by alexxxxxxxxxx777 March 19, 2021
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Planty figure is a person who draws LGBTQ demons(that are sometimes hot)

Planty figure is very nice but can be angerd very easily.

It's best to stay away if "the depression hits"
Person 1: hey have you heard of planty figure

Person 2: no you idiot idk who tf that is
Person: he's a artist that draws gay demons
Person 2: ok nobody cares
by robloxlamplover19 August 27, 2021
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