You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022
One who makes life difficult, sets boundary's that mothers won't abide to, one with grumpy attitude to all issues.
father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?
by punksaturny phil February 3, 2010
A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.
A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
A person who is only there for you when convenient. Not a real dad. He tends to read books about raising your children, hoping to get all answers from them. This tends to result in him believing that all teenagers are druggies, or on steroids, and that all girls are bound to end up having unprotected sex by the time they're 16.
by Dragonn June 12, 2005
A man that is never there for any important things in your life and spends his time drinking and nagging like a pregnant woman...Yes he tries to hit you too
Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?
Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?
see the definition for Ana
Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?
see the definition for Ana
by Homie G April 15, 2004
an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.
me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......
by one pissed off person May 24, 2012