when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.

To do a shit so large it takes up the circumference of the toilet bowl, turning it into the shape of a doughnut.

Sexual act/drug absorption. When a man sticks his dick in a girl's vajayjay to get it wet and then powders it with cocaine. He then precedes to fuck her, thus getting her high through the absorption of the mucus membrane.

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

GROWTH
Doughnut is a nut that grows on the doughnut tree that grows in hot environments. Some varieties are easier to grow than others and require less sprinkles, but all need to be watered with hot oil to ripen. Although this type of nut is very resistant it is still not without pests. Often you can find cops also known as police hanging on the trees eating these delicious treats which significantly reduces the harvest that costs farmers up to 10 billion dollars a year. There is no know pesticide for them yet although you distract them by damaging the environment around them.

NUTRITION
Doughnuts are well known for their great and healthy nutrients. They contain carbs that digest fast which raises our blood sugar quickly. They also contain lots of trans fats with 0 fiber which makes them one of the better options to clog your arteries and get diabetes. It also has minimal protein, minerals and vitamins so you can be certain that the body won't be able to function normally, renew itself and build its muscles.

CONLUSON
If you want to live a shorter life with lower physical and mental quality the doughNUT is one of your TOP choices!!! Other choices would be drinking used oil from restaurants, eating spam or watching kids content on YouTube.

Often used as a discriminatory word to describe a stupid person.

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