The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated.
"Dude, last night I tried Jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after I got home, I spent the whole night chugging down water by the gallons...I was suffering from Culinary Dehydration!"
by RacerboyGTR May 24, 2009
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The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.
by W.A.T.III April 23, 2018
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When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.
by Justlikerome September 23, 2015
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When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 November 29, 2015
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