The best excuse for stupid choices.
Chris: "So Jake, why are we going into the eerie Aztec temple before we know how to contact the park ranger?"
Jake: "Majority decision."
by Col. Hans Landa October 04, 2011
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When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.
She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.
by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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When you are required to make so many decisions in your work life you no longer can make simple decisions in your private life.
He could not decide on what or where he wanted to eat dinner because Kris had decision fatigue.
by helliot September 21, 2011
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The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.
'I HATE D1!!!!!'

Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!

Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!
by KebabChops April 24, 2011
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(n.) Phrase coined by comedian Kat Williams for making a smart decision.

Its your money, make the pimp decision.

Buyin them subs were a pimp decision bro.
by darkvirus2008 August 29, 2007
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A situation within any relationship where/when a decision is expected or required but it as yet remnains unresolved.
They knew they were going out to eat but they couldn't settle on where to go. Their decision void kept them hungry for another 30 minutes.

Gary and Sharron were a great couple.Their friends knew they would get married some day. But for now the decision void remained between them.

The moment when a politician is asked an unexpected yet defining question that he/she would rather not answer.

The moment before a computer locks up, hangs, or reboots due to a decision void between input (including an electrical glitch) and program data.
by Just an anybody July 02, 2010
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In sports, choosing not to go all out on a defensive play for fear of injury or replay humiliation.
"LeBron simply backed off as Rose emphatically dunked the ball towards. Had he not made that business decision, he surely would have been posterized."

Guy: "Did you see that, D'angelo Hall didn't even try to tackle Gronkowski as he dragged two defenders into the endzone!?"
Dude: "He couldn't have stopped him, he had to make a business decision."
by Bama Self January 13, 2012
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