crooked

The real name of a wireless carrier with "unlimited" plans.
Stay away from them, you don't even get what you pay for.
Reception is a joke, sound it's awful, the phones break in no time and customer service is one of the worst in the nation.
Just say "No" to Cricket

Hey, isn't that a Crooked phone? you look so stupid with it.

by SaynotoCrooked July 2, 2010

Crooked

A new slang word that means cool, awesome, etc.

Mary: Hey, Jack, you're looking crooked!

Jack: Thanks, Mary, you are too!

by DekuBoy May 12, 2010

Crooked

When someone looks weird; acts weird

See that girl over there she a crooked bitch.

by Barbra and Allie August 18, 2019

crook

crook: Dick Nixon

Dick Nixon was a crook, so, Dick Nixon before he dicks you.

by Richard Milhouse Noxin May 21, 2003

crook

adj. (like its spelled)

Being overall appealing or of a generally badass nature, especially used to describe illegal or illegitimate activities,generally used with infinitive of the verb 'to be'

'That shit be crook'
'Man, do remember when you got in a break-dance fight with
Master P on the body of Newt Gingrich, that beed crook'

by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 22, 2005

crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003