A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself
My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.
by erockefeller October 02, 2020
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Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck
“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”
by Junior Senator January 25, 2019
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when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see
"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"
by captain_stabbin May 03, 2004
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When a man ejaculates deep at the bottom of a womans throat, this causes the woman immense anger and frusration resulting in her biting down hard on the base of the mans penis
She's a bit of an angry crocodile, wont be going near her again for a while
by SThomson March 09, 2009
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The correct way to respond to "see you later alligator". Saying "after a while crocodile" is lame and incorrect and anyone who says it is shiesty
Doug: "I've gotta go take a shit. See you later alligator"

Kelsey: "In a while crocodile"
by suckitdoug September 21, 2011
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