Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.
Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.
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When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "

"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
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"Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."
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Violent sex in which partners bite and scratch eachother while barrel rolling and pinning each other down
I had violent crocodile kill cow with my gf last night
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The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.
"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."
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When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.
My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.
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