A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

when life is just going so well

The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.

This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.

SHUT UPPPPPP

When a thirsty man cums in a girl's mouth and she chases it with a drink of Sprite from McDonald's then kisses you, spitting the cum and Sprite in your mouth, making it extra crispy.

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down