When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you
I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!
by Boot Ass hunter October 24, 2017
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a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
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An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 02, 2018
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Outstanding performer or teammate. Maintains form under pressure. The nacho that stays crispy when the others go soggy under the pile of guacamole cheese and sour cream.

May refer to particularly sexually desirable person.

In online games can be one who has narrowly missed a ban or other sanction by in game moderators. Doesn’t melt when the oven temperature is turned up.
Josh you crispy nacho! Player of the game.

I can’t wait to get my hands on that crispy nacho!

The mods could have got us all with their cheese but that crispy nacho didn’t go limp
by Sawtooth March 17, 2021
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A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
by Hello fella August 02, 2020
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It means to be like super pale white on the outside but, they are still able to understand the blacks.
Man that white nigga be crispy on the inside.
by TheAssEater2000 May 03, 2016
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