When you are between 14-19 and you learn that you cant trashtalk people online your whole life and being emo is just a phase
I feel like Anton isnt as toxic anymore, i guess he had an edgystential crisis
by OGBoy March 05, 2018
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A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.
I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!
by Major T. April 17, 2019
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like crisis..but without the other s. so it’s like plural??? like cacti ig
i’m having multiple crisi rn
by MCyeehaw123 September 14, 2019
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An overused word. Not everything that is called a crisis really is. The coronavirus is not the bubonic plague, yet the media treats it as the same kind of thing so that everybody will panic and lose their minds.
Not everybody needed support the way thee bubbly girl did, after all, not everybody lived their life like it was a crisis, or tried to make everyone else's life a crisis, or add another setback to their life for them to overcome.
by VinegarDude June 22, 2021
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note: the real crisis is not now. now is post-crisis. now we find ways to cope, we struggle with new situations. what led us here was crisis. negativity. wrong doing. self neglect. hate. hate for the self and hate for our species and hate for our environment.
now is post crisis. now is new.
You are not my crisis. You are my goal.
by Laralotta May 11, 2020
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Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.
The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.
by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019
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