the act of being a complete and utterly ok psychopath. you may completely understand yourself but others think you’ve lost your mind & need some mental assistance. you may be there, but there is definitely something missing. Crackheadism is an art that only some can acquire. You should be lucky and grateful that you were bestowed this gift.
“oh...wow...when she said she has crackheadism...she wasn’t jokin man”
“Did did you just see hOlLy drink 6 cups of coffee, post 30 Instagram photos& videos, spend 5 hours on TikTok & not get any school done, snort smarties, somehow throw up the smarties, and then pretend to be a horse girl in the arena? Ya she really does have crackheadism”
“Did did you just see hOlLy drink 6 cups of coffee, post 30 Instagram photos& videos, spend 5 hours on TikTok & not get any school done, snort smarties, somehow throw up the smarties, and then pretend to be a horse girl in the arena? Ya she really does have crackheadism”
by Yaimthecrackhead September 26, 2019
Similarly to how the meaning of the word literally has been altered greatly over time, a crackhead does not necessarily mean someone who is addicted to crack but is also synonymous with someone who perceives their behavior as being abnormally quirky or outlandish when in reality their personality is nothing short of plain and basic despite perhaps having a couple unusual yet unimpressive characteristics or moments to go by.
Person A: OMG Jessica you are SUCH a crackhead!!
Person B: Maddie, all she did was hop in that shopping cart for 2 seconds then immediately got out.
Person B: Maddie, all she did was hop in that shopping cart for 2 seconds then immediately got out.
by dinksterdomain May 20, 2020
by jkru56 April 14, 2015
Crackhead phrase teenage girls like to use to describe their friends. They call each other this despite not knowing how an actual crackhead acts
by PhillyBurbsBoy53 August 14, 2019
by dlalala March 1, 2011
A crackhead is the lowest form of a drug user. They abuse the drug crack cocaine. They are often liars, traitors, and thiefs.
Crackheads are often paranoid and fidgety.
Crackheads can be anyone, any race, any gender.
Crackheads will sell everything and anything to fuel their addiction.
Crackheads cannot be trusted. If you ever find yourself to a person who is a known crackhead, try to get away as fast as possible, otherwise you may lose valauble jewerly, wallet, etc.
Unless you don't mind having any of your prized possessions disappear, it is not wise to let a crackhead into your home. Never leave a crackhead unnattended to, or you will find things mysteriously go missing.
It is important to never let a crackhead get to you, don't ever let them get under your skin. You are the stronger person in the situation, unless you too are a crackhead.
Crackheads are pathetic.
Crackheads are often paranoid and fidgety.
Crackheads can be anyone, any race, any gender.
Crackheads will sell everything and anything to fuel their addiction.
Crackheads cannot be trusted. If you ever find yourself to a person who is a known crackhead, try to get away as fast as possible, otherwise you may lose valauble jewerly, wallet, etc.
Unless you don't mind having any of your prized possessions disappear, it is not wise to let a crackhead into your home. Never leave a crackhead unnattended to, or you will find things mysteriously go missing.
It is important to never let a crackhead get to you, don't ever let them get under your skin. You are the stronger person in the situation, unless you too are a crackhead.
Crackheads are pathetic.
I once called a crackhead's house a few times to get a hold of a person I know, who is also a crack addict. He continued to answer the phone even though it was pretty obvious it was me, again.
Crackhead- "Hello?" (he calmly says this)
Me- "Hi, is _____ there?"
Crackhead- "Ah, wha wha wha WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? He is not HERE" (at this point he was shouting)
Afterwards, I drove up to his house, and to my suprise (not) the crackhead was in the window looking around frantically.
Some More Personal Expirences:
If a person constantly asks you for money, in exchange for their car title, they are probably a crackhead.
If a person is in the bathroom for over an hour, has the bathroom fan on, turns the shower on, but comes out an hour later not wet, they are most likely a crackhead, or up to something.
If a person says they are going to the grocery store for one thing, and don't come back, they are probably on a crack binge.
Crackhead- "Hello?" (he calmly says this)
Me- "Hi, is _____ there?"
Crackhead- "Ah, wha wha wha WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? He is not HERE" (at this point he was shouting)
Afterwards, I drove up to his house, and to my suprise (not) the crackhead was in the window looking around frantically.
Some More Personal Expirences:
If a person constantly asks you for money, in exchange for their car title, they are probably a crackhead.
If a person is in the bathroom for over an hour, has the bathroom fan on, turns the shower on, but comes out an hour later not wet, they are most likely a crackhead, or up to something.
If a person says they are going to the grocery store for one thing, and don't come back, they are probably on a crack binge.
by D. Lu May 19, 2007
by Ogjeffl1t April 25, 2019