Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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- A crowd of 'music fans' or groupies, most of which are nothing but high maintenance, controlling, arrogant, self centered, jealous, conniving, conceded, back stabbing, hurtful, hate filled, 2-faced, malicious, miserable, catty, gossiping, mentally unstable, clueless, manipulative, obnoxious, trouble making, demanding, pathologically lying sheep, cowards, and drama queens, who ruin the 'scene' (rather than enhance and promote it), and the great music being played.

NOT to be confused with a REAL 'Clan' - which they often like people to think they are. Also not to be confused with the Klu Klux Klan, even though they have a similar value system.

*Note: The phrase "most of which", is not to be mistaken for "all of which". To think every member of "The Clan" was the same, would be an unfair mistake.
Beware of The Clan, for they will make your life a miserable hell. Stay safe and just buy a CD that you can listen to in the comfort of your own home. Be your own person, and don't let others dictate how to live your life.
by As Seen On TV December 06, 2004
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popular scene kids in Bucks County PA, that everyone knows from myspace. they all look alike and claim that one another stole each others "style" they all suck horribly. and seriously need to get a life. they all say their not scene, and that they have always been like that. their only friends with each other because it fits their style. the clan has 69 members and still counting.
*GANKSTUH*
Kayla- "Dayumm yo, the clan just keeps getting bigger"
Jimmy-"OMFG! i hate those scene kids"

*SCENE KIDS*
Ashley-"WTF! I so wore two belts before you"
Cindy-"Exuse me, Ive worn two belts since the PRE-K"
by Barbieyeayea December 08, 2006
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A group of girls who love to get tag teamed and love cock deep down their throat.
Rachel, laura, sami, and maggie call themselves the clan
by dirtywhores March 20, 2010
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