Someone who gets invited to come to the orient for a mish and ends up trying to tune jailbait at the reached destination, dogging his mates.
Ryan is doing the casto in the back of the 60.
by Fum January 05, 2019
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A name commonly given to the hardest motherfucker in civilian clothes. Naturally strong, very attractive, and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks.
You really are gonna fuck with that Casto dude?
Hell yeah..
Aight, Good luck with that..
by KKAindustries December 09, 2011
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Very muscular, sexcy,attractive and so handsome, nice when u get to know him .. but at first he won’t give you the time of day. Always tuffin any situation that comes his way He’s definitely a leader not a follower!!
Have u met casto? No everyone steers clear he don’t seem to b nice to just anyone!
by Tinie420 December 27, 2017
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Most Casto's are some bad ass motherfuckers and don't give two shits about what you think. They have giant ass cocks and fuck more than a jack rabbit with a hard on. If you fight a Casto be prepared for a hell of a hospital bill. They are naturally attractive, very seductive, and very strong. They like to spend they're free time rubbin' snuff or vaping. They also like to fish, hunt, and go muddin'. That's only when they're not fucking your mom.
Did you see that Casto kick three guys asses at once?
by Big D Casto August 17, 2018
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While having anal sex with a partner you deposit a piece of your fecal matter (resembling a cigar) into the mouth of partner and attempt to light it.
Last night, I gave Jill an Angry Casto, but I could not get it lit as I had corn the night before.
by Mike Oxshuge October 05, 2006
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