Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion

Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.

by Mikael6139 June 7, 2023

Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.

That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.

by Chibob1963 February 23, 2014

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

Board Game Whiner

Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.

Person A: *disagrees with person B*

Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!

Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.

Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups

Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...

Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...

Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:

Fuckin' board game whiners...

by Sickofbullshit666999 July 14, 2017

back-board

When you jump in that back(a**) and you ride(grinding) the waves (winding) An you ride it like a surfboard.

synonymous:Grinding ,Riding ,Surfing ,Exotic Dancing.

When work came i had the back-board my girl

by 444 + 222 March 19, 2018

Blow board

Something to snort lines of coke off of

Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of

by Droppedmycroissant July 7, 2019