Stage two of a fakenancy carried to term. Victims of this disease feel the need to claim to be mothers when they aren't, and usually go so far as to steal pictures of other peoples children. The most susceptible to this disease are children between the ages of 13 and 17.
"This is my daughter! *insert picture here*"
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."
by Katrina J. January 31, 2008
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A sort of "blue baby syndrome" can also be caused by methemoglobinemia. It is widely believed to be caused by nitrate contamination in groundwater resulting in decreased oxygen carrying capacity of hemoglobin in babies leading to death.
My baby is affected by blue baby syndrome, because here in this place groundwater is contaminated by nitrates.
by Literary Lord May 02, 2016
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When you're girlfriend is being a big baby.
by nerd-for-starwars January 23, 2012
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Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."
by Derpa Derpa September 09, 2005
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My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.
by seanmlee July 20, 2011
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Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"That creepy little creature that sneezed on us at Fazoli's definitely had a bad case of Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS). Although God said to love all creatures great and small, I think I've found the exception to that rule."
by Derpa Derpa September 09, 2005
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An acronym for Trust Fund Baby Syndrome. When the case of having a privileged life is so hard and how people think your stuck up when in your own opinion your not boils up to a moment of self awareness that Yes, my friend, you are really that annoying.
While watch flipping through the TV channels, I stop on MTV, which is showing another great episode of Sweet Sixteen, some whinny little bitch cries about not have the birthday party they wanted and how shit isn't fair while throwing a temper tantrum, even though his or her parent is actually footing the bill for it all. Typical TFBS ( Trust Fund Baby Syndrome)
by SleepyDrunk&Horny December 25, 2007
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