A grown man that’s still attached to his mother’s nipple. Usually totally dependent on his mom. This adult male lives at home and / or is unable to make decisions without his mother’s approval.
by ChamberGirl February 05, 2018
Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.
Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.
Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.
Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
by TomGore May 19, 2009
The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.
Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome
by safehammer November 29, 2006
by Imagine that February 03, 2016
It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.
Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!
by nasboss August 27, 2014
Baby Making Syndrome (BMS) is a sex addiction. Specifically an addiction to unprotected sex within a long term relationship where, having a child would not affect the feelings shared between the couple in the relationship.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
"Dude. I have Baby Making Syndrome."
"How do you know?"
"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"
"Yeah."
"Well... She's pregnant again."
"GASP!"
"How do you know?"
"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"
"Yeah."
"Well... She's pregnant again."
"GASP!"
by SK8RFRK February 23, 2011
1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.
2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."
Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."
Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.
Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.
Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."
by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010