The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.
“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.
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While driving a rod to a hot chick from behind, you slide a Zorro mask on and pull out just before you shoot a load and lay a steaming hot load on the chicks back in the form of a Z.
Last night I gave Gina a Steaming Zorro and then stuck her in the eye with my (still hard) sword.
by Jmrbonzo March 26, 2009
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The act of slapping a girl across the face with your cock in the shape of a Z then proceeding to spunk on her face.
Bronek gave that bitch a Zorro Mask!
by Adamsk11 November 27, 2008
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When a male ejaculates and writes a "Z" on another's chest, face or other body part with semen. Similar to a pearl necklace.
The Mark of Zorro takes incredible control and concentration!
by Sasquatch's Dad February 28, 2007
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Like a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving anal sex... You whip out your cock and run around to her face and in a flourish indicative of the masked man himself, cross hr face with a "dirty Z" across her face....
"Do you surrender?"
"Never! But I may scream..."
"I understand... You just got a dirty Zorro...!"
by Nordlaw November 27, 2013
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to write the first letter of your name on a womans chest with anything.
I had so much jizz I pulled a zorro on that bitch's chest.
by gerardo March 07, 2004
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A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.
If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro
by IO9 Reader January 05, 2011
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