When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss
Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.
by Ryan March 13, 2005
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male becomes erect enough that his penis is pressed against the zipper of his pants.
Yo Ming! you see those two asian school girls making out on the bus, got me straight up zipper bumping....ya digggggg?
by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015
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To be murdered due to an act of disrespect and placed in a coroner's bag.
If that punk bitch keeps fuckin around and don't pay me my money he's gonna get zippered up.
by Got it on the Low March 02, 2009
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Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.
by Joe bagadonutz November 09, 2015
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An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.
by DarkFinn March 02, 2018
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Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."
by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012
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a majestic white buffalo found in the valley of California. Always spotted with different color hair each time. Very friendly greeter, always a cute smile.
DUDE I SPOTTED THE ZIPPER QUEEN! I would like to explore the land beyond the zipper!
by BoogerKyle October 14, 2020
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