Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.
Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the first date!
by bohica68 November 03, 2008
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A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.

Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it

Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
by Wise Old Buck April 05, 2009
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The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!

Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 02, 2014
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A creepy old man who uses tinder to track down young girls
Nonce- catchers: “we were on tinder last night finding nonces, there was a real zesty nonce!”
by noncebuster01 December 27, 2018
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a vagina that is very wet, reasonably tight, and has its own distinct odor (not usually bad)
I haven't really encountered anyone like Amy before, she had a really zesty pussy.
by wutup g March 22, 2010
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A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs
Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed.
by Nolan March 19, 2005
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