when someone is being rude, OD, out of line, or salty
What are you so zesty for?
by lachingadera May 12, 2017
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Basically, it's when you're totally partied out...like a more lighthearted version of "sketchy". (Hehehehe...Z...Zzz...zes...ZESTY!)
Man, I would have called you back but I was way too zesty... I probably would have mistaken the phone for a remote control or some dumb shit!
by Fiona Bonham February 08, 2004
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A sexy muscle beast that's infinitely moist because he bathes in the blood of jelly beans every 667 seconds.
1. Zesty is so great. He is just the best UnityHaven Staff.
by TotalyIsntZesty April 16, 2017
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A retarded seagul that only eats cul and shit
Wow that zesty seagul just eat my cum
by BeckettTheLaCroixBoy February 24, 2019
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nasty-ass canned jalapeno pepper slices

Zesty is commonly found on top of the "nachos" served by concessions stands at sporting events. "Nachos", for the purposes of this definition, is zesty atop edible-plastic "cheese" served from heaters by pushing a yellow button and waiting for the "cheese "food" " to cover the stale chips provided by the company running the concession.

So named due to the prominence of the word "ZESTY!" on the gigantic can from which the archetypal zesty originates. The real brand name of zesty is lost to history, and frankly, is irrelevant.

Emphatic is "zes-tay", or sometimes described by the effects of eating the zesty. See also: explosive diarrhea
Him: Need nachos with zesty!
Me: Regular zesty or two-hands-on-the-toilet-bowl zesty?
by Nacho Dan July 08, 2004
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