(n) An easy way out of explaining unemployment or a euphemism for being unemployed.
Jill: So what exactly do you do for a living?
Michael: I'm a Reality Show Writer.
Jill: Wow, that sounds very interesting.
Michael: Well, it's actually quite boring, if you must know.
by kishmich April 27, 2010
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the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.
The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!
by i love the WC October 13, 2007
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The Writer Center Monster, or WCM, lives underground in the middle of a computer lab in any high school. He travels from school to school where there are many computers in one room, therefore, many internet connections. (It may take up to 2 weeks to find the sneeky rascal and bring him back home) He feeds off of Google internet searches and reads your personal essays and papers. He is the size of a large raccoon but can grow to the size of an aligator when fed properly. Round, green and with yellow claws, he only comes out to feed when there is no one around. Occasional calls are: "Me hungry!" and "Me want Google!"
"The Writer Center Monster escaped again!"
by Meatbayg October 15, 2007
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The list of writing credits on any given mainstream pop song, which contains far more names than necessary, sometimes not even including the artist who the music is attributed to. Why 8 people are required to write a song with literally the same arrangement as 99% of pop hits, we may never know.
"So this Demi Lovato song was written by Demi Lovato, Timothy Mosley, Jim Beanz, Jerome "Jroc" Harmon, Melissa Elliott, Lyrica Anderson, Nire, Garland Mosley, AND J. Angel."

"Arg, the limitless list of co-writers strikes again. I thought this was a solo artist?? When will we find someone who writes all her own music?"
by TheRealDiamond02 September 28, 2020
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a two week summer camp for "aspiring writers" but ends up with a bunch of kids sick of writing. good camp since there's a lot of free time but also bad. also question hole x silverware chute is the best ship but fucking elevator is getting in the way. it's ~lovely~ here (if you know you know). also creates a great meme page each session (session 2 2019 will forever live on bitches).
hey why are you going to iowa? i forgot that was even a state.
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio
by thisisanotherday July 15, 2019
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What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

But your really reading gay porn

Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)
Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"

You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.
by RollingPotato November 15, 2017
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Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
by NCrash December 09, 2011
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