Urban Dictionary: The Wook

Wook

MOTHER FUCKER WHO ODS ON ROBLOX
PIECE OF SHIT WHO IS A 60 YEAR OLD MAN
STUPID DICK
PIECE OF SHIT WHO JACKS OFF TO PORN
HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE A PORN WEBSITE
SOME GUY WHO IS GONNA GET SHOT HIT MEN- D from 10K miles away

guy 1- Hey, you see that wook?
guy 2- mhm. what about him?
guy 1- I heard that he raped a girl name ash.
guy 2- FYI im the FBI

guy 2- sit ur ass down wook! ur the one who fucked my daughter ash!

by YOU LIKE EM BIG AND CHUNKY June 26, 2019

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wook

Instead of i'd fuck, wook is used between freinds to say just that.
without being victim to the 'evil eye' a girl can give u.

ayyo, look at her.....i'd wook!

by phantom March 06, 2005

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Wook unit

To be a wookie. A furry little creature. A harmless larger man.

I looked over at Mike and was like "What up, Wook Unit?"

by The Jon September 20, 2003

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Wook chic

Sometimes pertaining to the style, or length of time a garment has been worn. After 30 days a wook loses its 'chic' until a new garment is sported.

Chad loves Becky's wook Chic style, as he can spend more of his money on drugs and less on materials for Becky to make her clothes

by Beckys1chad July 17, 2019

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Wook Economy

A market place and individual vendors that follow around large music festivals or jam band tours. These individuals sell items, such as t-shirts, food, beer, and souvenirs to concert goers to support themselves while they travel around to various shows. It is not uncommon to sell illegal items, such as Ketamine or Molly, at these shows. Generally these individuals can be defined as wooks due to their unkempt appearances.

I was a a GIANT EDM music festival and instead of buying a Tame Impala T-Shirt at a licensed vendor, I bought one from some wook in the parking lot. I supported the wook economy!!

by Senor Dank Nugs September 15, 2021

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Wook Towel

A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.

Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"

Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"

by Servio90 September 08, 2019

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wook

A stinky wog trying to be a yellow skinned gook chong

I no wash to be like a gook!
Bro, your just a fully sick cunt malaka Wook your mum

by JamRon July 18, 2004

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