The act of attaching a strap-on dildo around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner's anus.
"Have you seen Debbie's neck muscles? They're like ropes!"
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."
by Dolphin Toast August 16, 2009
The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!
by talk2me-JCH March 06, 2021
A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.
Jon takes forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough time, he'll cut down the entire forest.
by Woodrow Piculet December 06, 2008
Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014
Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
by Timfy Toes October 10, 2007
name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats
"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".
by Jonny Tennant December 10, 2005

