I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.
by LouieFerook February 03, 2016
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by Imawesome12233 March 16, 2010
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When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously
My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.
by Tsmitnig December 04, 2014
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The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006
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by Woodpecker October 04, 2006
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by phjls83 August 18, 2003
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<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.
My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.
by RedRabbit04 April 28, 2011
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