when u tie a bitch down to a lunch table and start tickling her with a feather. when she starts laughing u get serious and ask "do u think this is a joke". when she says no and starts begging u for mercy u shove ur equipment in her mouth and tell her to stop apologizing. when she stops apologizing, take a gallon of chocolate milk and dump it all over her groin. then get up and leave.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.