"Did you see that Gillette lost eight BILLION dollars?!"
"Yeah, they put out that Woke commercial that accuses most men of being savage neanderthals, when most of their customers are men."
"Hope that hundreds of soon-to-be-fired Gillette employees think that Woke message is worth their jobs."
"Yeah, they put out that Woke commercial that accuses most men of being savage neanderthals, when most of their customers are men."
"Hope that hundreds of soon-to-be-fired Gillette employees think that Woke message is worth their jobs."
by Hawks.Fan.12 August 04, 2019
"Wokeness" occurs when a white, upper-class person pretends to hold opinions they imagine a black lower-class person might hold. The word itself is an incorrect tense of "awake" - referring to the perception that the black working class have a poor grasp of grammar.
The opinions that are simulated typically stem from a misunderstanding of the tendency for black working-class people to be slightly more economically left-wing and socially conservative than average - instead they are imagined to be socially left-wing, and often logically inconsistent.
The opinions that are simulated typically stem from a misunderstanding of the tendency for black working-class people to be slightly more economically left-wing and socially conservative than average - instead they are imagined to be socially left-wing, and often logically inconsistent.
"How woke are you? Take our quiz to find out, then give us your email address so we can send you adverts for kale smoothies"
by pseufonym123 May 21, 2019
"While you are obessing with the Kardashians, there are millions of homeless in the world. STAY WOKE"
by Lolak September 01, 2015
This is a term typically used by deluded morons who pretend as if they are actually concerned with a raging political or social issue.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.
In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.
In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.
Libtard: Hey, are free today?
Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!
That's the last that was heard of decent human being.
R. I. P. legend🙏🏽😭
Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!
That's the last that was heard of decent human being.
R. I. P. legend🙏🏽😭
by Screw libtards February 04, 2020
A term coined for people who have reached a placebo-like experience in which a individual or group identify themselves with a heightened level of moral superiority and intelligence.
It is also similar to a cult/religion in thinking; however, “WOKE” thinking leaves users with a feeling of anxiety, depression, frustration, discomfort with political opposition, and a feeling of utter loneliness/helplessness because they can’t change the world overnight and feel as though they can’t do anything.
It is also similar to a cult/religion in thinking; however, “WOKE” thinking leaves users with a feeling of anxiety, depression, frustration, discomfort with political opposition, and a feeling of utter loneliness/helplessness because they can’t change the world overnight and feel as though they can’t do anything.
You honestly have no idea what you’re talking about, trump and his administration are literally raping the symbol of justice and everything this country represents. #woke af
by heres_a_new1 May 18, 2019
When you look at the simplest thing and call it racist because you want black people to be victims. Other minorities don't matter. - a black conservative
Liberal: Look at this white guy with dreads! Racist!
Smart Person: How is that racist? If anything you're racist for saying white people can't have dreads?
Liberal: I'm just woke! Conservatard! Nazi!
Smart Person: How is that racist? If anything you're racist for saying white people can't have dreads?
Liberal: I'm just woke! Conservatard! Nazi!
by RapistVapist July 25, 2020
A view of the world not based on one’s own truth (i.e. standpoint epistemology), but grounded in data, reason, and universal principles.
I’m Not Woke. I agree racism exists and has caused disparities, but evidence doesn’t support it as the source for all inequality of outcome.
by DrCigol June 04, 2021