A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

To receive a hand job while your partner is wearing "The Nintendo Power Glove" made popular from the 1989 movie "The Wizard"

Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.

1)One who makes no sense
2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up
3)Wizard-Like person

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!