Urban Dictionary: The Wired

A Philadelphia, PA radio station called Wired 96.5

by Nick September 03, 2004

Used to describe an all natural waffle infused with 200mg of caffeine. An energy snack released in the US in the 3rd quarter of 2011 by Kokopelli Holdings in Seattle Washington.

I ate a Wired Waffle for breakfast and I am ready to play Call of Duty all night long.

A Wired Waffle has the caffeine content of 2 1/2 Red Bulls.

by Wired Wyatt December 26, 2011

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Wired is another word for angry,mad, triggered, heated, etc...

"Yo I'm wired right now"
"Why bro"
"The fucking cavs lost the finals"

by M.g.15 June 19, 2017

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In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.

by Coell May 12, 2005

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a form of bdsm involving electrostimulation and sometimes bondage

i wired that babe and she came like the nile...

by d00d October 02, 2004

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a new word for blinkers,
it makes sense if you think about it long enough

look they're using wires, what a responsible driver

by jzpazenism October 28, 2020

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The constant, massive flow of data being exchanged through the internet which is a world of its own.

Josh is stuck in the Wired. He's torrenting a game, checking Reddit and Metafilter, tweeting and chatting on four different clients.

Sometimes I have trouble telling the Wired and the real world apart.

by hataraxia August 18, 2011

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