The action in which you touch someone's ass by moving your hand between their legs, wiping your hand across their privates in the process.
That guy over there was looking like a hell of a snack so I had to give him The Wipe to let him know.
by Kun-Chan November 18, 2019
The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
by Moorebucks February 21, 2011
what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008
by house9 December 13, 2004
Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
by Non-wipers of the world (NWTW) June 14, 2010
by Kyra Blue July 12, 2017
by SacTap July 17, 2005