Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

winston

can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete asshole. hes charming, sexy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at fucking. can be a total bad ass when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he's a bad ass.

krystal:"damn look at that fine ass winston over there!"

jen:"isnt he an asshole to you though?"

krystal:"only when hes around a lot of other people.."

by krissy jem1 May 4, 2010

winstoned

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes

Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!

by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017

Winston

A duck. The most awesome duck known to man-kind.

"Dude, I saw Winston yesterday!"
"Holy Flying Horses! I gotta get that duck's autograph!"

by Vice Pres of Winston fan club January 23, 2010

Winston

Any being that is filled with win and can perform insta-wins at any given moment.

Jack:Dude what do you think i should say before i die.
John:Respawn in 10 9 8 7 6 5...
Jack:wow your a total winston

by jesus kones January 14, 2009

Winston

Winston is the kind of guy who seems like an open book although he is very secretive about some things. He can be very sweet when you are alone with him. Although when there are other people around he might not acknowledge you as much. But one glance at his gorgeous eyes and you are roped in forever. He also likes to avoid drama.

Friend: “hey is that winston over there?”

Me: “yeah, look at his eyes, they are so dreamy.”
Friend: “I could look at them all day long.”

by Blue.sapphiredismond October 7, 2018

Winston

Winston, also known as Wip, is a vile creature, too busy gaming to deal with the struggles of life and being a human. Winston does not have time for filthy femoids, instead he spends his precious hours dashing. Winston is considered by his peers to be a god, seeing as he can tolerate any amount of his own physical abuse and force his body to come back better than before. Winston does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and is a complete sociopath.

An immortal being, Winston will end all life and start anew

Person 1: "Winston just stole a whole bag of sheep hearts

Person 2: "why?"

Person 1: "because he thought it would be funny"

by CHADBEATS_ June 7, 2019