When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.
by kidgoat September 11, 2009
when your hittin it doggy style and you get period juice on your hand (rusty palmer) smack the bitches ass and give it two eyes and a smile like Wilson from the movie Castaway
by Chuck Diesel April 02, 2007
A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.
Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson
by Satchy August 30, 2008
Someone who is a complete asshole, one who like to keeps girls on the line but never really liked them to begin with.
by rena86 April 22, 2009
1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie
by Billingsley le Carte October 21, 2006
When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.
I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.
by CrazyClub October 14, 2011
by just.the.facts May 02, 2019