An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
by Jwetz August 06, 2014
by Sajak February 11, 2013
by chief hot sauce dick licker ma February 22, 2010
One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.
Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
by iamthemothereffinmanzor January 09, 2009
A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
by T~$w@G July 29, 2018
by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020