noun:

a stainless steel structure which could be mistaken for a bucket. It is however a breadbin but has been ingeniously adapted for the purpose of mixing and withdrawing alcoholic beverages in unhealthy quantities. Often used a way to unite a drunking student society, young professionals and members of society with speech impediments so that they are too intoxicated to care about morals or clothing or rememv=ber what gender they are. It is quite ironic that after drinking from the well, you do not feel one bit well.
I fuckin dyin today, we were drinking from the well last night. What way did I get home? Ahhhhhhh my head
by el monzo April 27, 2007
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The general state of well-being, generally associated with the presence of human emotions possessing generally happy, optomistic qualities. Wellness can be found often in those that are morally straight, giving, rich, and other people who can be assumed due to the previous description.
One might wonder, "How are the rich assocated with wellness?" Well, to answer your question which would most likely not be asked in so many words, it was a joke intended to be put down here in the italics text which it seems you are reading currently, the idea being to make the reader laugh, although it seems this attempt has failed miserably.
by Theodorus April 28, 2004
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A number of different people that are afraid.
John: I’m afraid to go on the roller coaster!
(His Friends agree except for Agustin)
Agustin: You guys are wells!
by Henry the 3rd November 02, 2019
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What many Irish male teens use instead of any other greeting, usually used with someone they know.
"Well {name}. Any bures?"
by Jemzo May 06, 2020
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Used as an expression of success or celebration (mostly in the UK)
*person's football team wins*
Person: WELL IN!
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When you ain’t got nothing else to say...and you are just like fuck it 🤷🏻 ♀️
They ran out of fucking toilet paper...

Wells...
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1. Marijuana (noun)

2. The act of getting high off of marijuana (verb)

3. Describing some good shit (adj)

1. Do u got any wells? I dont wanna feel my face!

2. Bro Lets go wells then listen to Dark Side of the Moon
3. Dude this is fucking wells! I just wanna jump in warm feathers right now!
by Grandaddy R December 20, 2008
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