Urban Dictionary: The Weaver

A peace-weaver is someone who tries to make peace and keep peace with somebody.

Mean Girl: "How do you not hate me yet?"
The Peace-Weaver: "Well i am a peace-weaver, I like to make peace with people, even if they're mean, and keep the peace. So have a great day!

by ihateurfriendsandtheyhatemetoo April 27, 2020

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The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 10, 2017

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Weaver

Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.

Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.

by Dex2518 April 19, 2018

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Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.

I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.

by Benergy January 25, 2019

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Weavered

To completely screw up a situation through your presence

Jason weavered up the robot during the exercise

by Salffg22 November 19, 2019

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Weaver's dictionary

The dictionary written by the weaver clan in the 21st century following the great schism with the emilys.

The 2010 Weaver's dictionary containing the word hateable

by weves October 26, 2010

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zach weaver

A cutie with a booty with a big dong

Omg why is Zach Weaver's dong so big?

by Zachdaddy March 13, 2017

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