Although this man has a very bad name, he is ridiculously hot. Any girl in the right mind should hook up with him. He is the definition of eye candy.
Girl 1: "You know Watson right?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"
by puppyydogg0 April 23, 2012
to poop, defecate, or shit. Named after the Wheaton College Music building, Watson Fine Arts, which has exquisite bathrooms for pooping.
Ishan: Hey dude, wanna go watch "How I met your mother?"
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.
by BabyDinosaur October 11, 2009
Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.
by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008
A unit of measure equal to 5 feet 8 inches. Used to measure the furthest distance which the olfactory property of flatulence can be detected from the initial flatus.
by jcarson83 January 12, 2006
To "Watson" something is to do it to the absolute max, this could be anything from smoking a cigarette to hittin' the gym to partying your ass off.
by Stenny123 September 5, 2011
Usually refers to a guy who is very charming and funny. Favorite past time is photography and loves to drink. Favors German automobiles and Ikea furniture.
by sixfeetshort February 5, 2010
Confusing as these creatures may be, Watsons are seemingly oblivious to the real world that encirlcles them. Known to frequently sleep with a guy after knowing them for as little as 4 days. Watson's main aim in life is to find a partner, any partner, and mate as quickly, and frequently as possible. Often moving from guy to guy simply to fulfil such overpowering sexual desires.
Drastic changes to livestyle and physical apperance are also common amoung such creatures. The fur of a Watson is ideally cut with a razor and should not exceed 5mm in length. However a fringe should always be present, and preferably coloured with highlights. Having such highlights earns Watsons' brownie points.
Generally referred to as "slut's", "ho-bag's" and more commonly "Watson", the name is a slang of many, many, offensive terms, combined in a last name of a particular stray Watson.
Watsons are an example of public stupidity. Not a breed in which one would feel compleled to converse with.
Drastic changes to livestyle and physical apperance are also common amoung such creatures. The fur of a Watson is ideally cut with a razor and should not exceed 5mm in length. However a fringe should always be present, and preferably coloured with highlights. Having such highlights earns Watsons' brownie points.
Generally referred to as "slut's", "ho-bag's" and more commonly "Watson", the name is a slang of many, many, offensive terms, combined in a last name of a particular stray Watson.
Watsons are an example of public stupidity. Not a breed in which one would feel compleled to converse with.
OMG, it's a Watson. Get out the way guys, she'll try to sleep with you!!
Jeeze. That Watson sure is a biatch. Hang on, WHO is she out with today?
Jeeze. That Watson sure is a biatch. Hang on, WHO is she out with today?
by fizzbuzz September 26, 2008