by Steveyjew February 9, 2010
After unprotected sex and the women pulls up her knickers and continues her day while the man semen slowing drips out.
Zoë....."Pauline have you got a spare pair of knickers on you"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"
by Watermelon1987 June 1, 2017
by day_dream_elaina July 11, 2008
Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
by Makolal July 16, 2009
In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.
"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
by Herbie Mcfish April 30, 2009
A communist who try's to underhandedly impose/insert their communist ideology by wrapping it up in environmentalism.
by Trothunter June 20, 2020