In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.

The best fruit EVER!!! Oh! And only gay people refuse to eat it

It's red and juicy

In the political compass it's used for people who claim to be on the libleft cuadrant (green colour) but in practice are in the authleft cuadrant (red colour)

Green on the outside, red on the inside

Watermelons often qualify as fascist too

A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.

An evil creature that must be stopped

The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.