Bolton Wanderers F.C are a small football club playing in Football League One very unsuccessfully as of 2017. Not many people know how they are in such a high league in comparison to the standards of them self. Somehow picked up a couple of trophys in the past, but the other clubs felt bad for them and let them win a few games, a lot of bribery too. Always in the shadow of their biggest rivals, Wigan Athletic.
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A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.
Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.
by unknown69a January 29, 2014
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A wandering hype man is simply a random person on the street that likes to hype people up when the situation calls for it.
Those guys over there were being super loud last night.
Yeah they were playing a drinking game and a wandering hype man came up and started turning up with the rest of them and they all just went nuts.
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when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.
"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."
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Brazilian wandering spider is the name used to describe any spider of the genus phoneutria. There are five in total, and they are large hairy spindly-looking spiders with leg-spans which can reach up to 5 inches or more. Two pairs of their eight eyes are large, and they do not make webs, instead go hunting for prey. This can cause problems, as they have the most active venom of any living spiders. One of their number, the Brazilian Huntsman, is thought to be the most venomous spider in the world. Brazilian wandering spiders are certainly dangerous, bite more people than any other spiders. They are fast-moving, their legs are strong and spiny and they have destinctive red jaws which they display when angered. These spiders are quite capable of jumping onto a broom used to fend them off, can also leap out of banana bunches carried over the shoulder and bite whoever is carrying the fruit. One species, the Brazilian Armed Spider, is quite amazingly aggressive and has the largest venom glands of any spider. Since the introduction of anti-toxins, there have been few recorded fatalities, and finding one of these spiders in imported fruit is unlikely what with modern safety precautions. the name Brazilian wandering spider is actually inaccurate, as these spiders are found all over South America.
It's worth pointing out that a Brazilian wandering spider is not a tarantula. They're not even in the same family group. Tarantulas are harmless to humans, are mostly ambush killers who wait for prey to come to them. Brazilian wandering spiders are active hunters. Brazilian wandering spiders and tarantulas do have one thing in common, however. They don't eat bananas. I'm quite amazed people think this is the case.
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Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.
Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.
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A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.
"I watch Wander Over Yonder because I have a crush on Wander."
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